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This article contains synopses for many of the more noteworthy recurring characters and sketches that have appeared on the sketch comedy television series MADtv .
24 with Bobby Lee
A sketch based on 24 that features Bobby Lee and a guest on the show. Every sketch begins with Bobby sleeping in his underwear in a certain position. Jordan Peele and Nicole Parker are the only castmembers, besides Bobby, that have appeared in this sketch.
3 Minute Meals
Wendell "Wendy" Walker (Crista Flanagan) hosts her own cooking show where she must make a meal in under 3 minutes. The sketches spoof shows such as Rachael Ray's "30 Minute Meals." In each sketch, something goes terribly wrong as she usually seriously hurts herself trying to make the meal. In the process the already completed food usually reveals as part of the fiasco. She also gets annoyed as the clock makes a ticking sound. There have been three sketches to date:
- Tuna Melts - After the pop-lid of the tuna does not open, locating a can opener proves difficult. After dropping the open tuna, she scoops it up back into the container but smacks her head on the counter as she goes to stand back up, cutting her head. Realizing she is running out of time, she simplifies the recipe, but yet cannot open the mayonnaise. As a final straw, she cannot open the bread bag, tearing it apart, finishing just in time with a "Dirty, Bloody Tuna" sandwich.
- Banana Splits - Soundly slightly more wearied and paranoid, Wendy must microwave ice cream after it freezes solid. While doing that, she discovers that the bananas are rotten. She burns herself on the now-boiling liquid ice cream. With the kitchen being a set, there is no ice or water for her to treat her burns. She proceeds to put the ice cream liquid, chocolate sauce and more rotten bananas on the dish, but discovers that the walnuts are not cracked yet. With no appropriate tools, she tries to crack them with her hands and blunt objects, and results in the cracking of her teeth. She then tries a large knife, which ends with the expected cutting-off of her fingertip. After finding her fingertip, she throws full walnuts on the plate. She puts whipped cream on top, ending with topping off the dish with her bloody fingertip, resembling a cherry.
- Chili Dogs - Filmed "on location" at the University of Michigan's football stadium's parking lot, wardrobe has put Wendy in an Ohio State sweatshirt and locates her on the Michigan side of the parking lot. She is therefor the target of several acts of hate from Wolverines fans, being on the receiving end of footballs, drinks, and obscene insults. When she gets the hot dogs out, she finds that they have been frozen solid inside the cooler. She tries prying them apart with a kitchen knife, but a frozen splinter of hot dog flys out and gets in her eye. She then goes to turn on the grill, but it has already been turned on and is hot, and she drops it on her open toes, burning them. She goes to get the pre-made chili out of her car, but while inside, gets blocked in by a Michigan fan. Setting off the of both cars on either side of her, she ends up climbing out of her sunroof with the crockpot of chili. She slides off the car and lands face-first on the pavement while being pelted with more footballs, but saves the chili. As her time runs out, she is prepared to serve the chili as the meal, but as a possible end to the series, Wendy is suddenly run over by a van.
Bae Sung
Bae Sung (Bobby Lee) is an Asian American man who has held several jobs, mostly as a translator. However, no one can understand him because he speaks the language of "Dumbass." In a few of the sketches, most of them involving Ike Barinholtz, Bae Sung answers a series of questions in gibberish, followed by his catchphrase, "Uh-oh, hot dog!" (On one occasion, he was tackled by a man in a hot dog suit).
Bae Sung appeared to be killed off in season 11 in a sketch involving the Taiwanese Triads and the cast of The Sopranos . He was then ground up into hamburger meat by Paulie Walnuts (Barinholtz) and Silvio Dante (Frank Caeti) and consumed by Bobby Lee, who promptly got sick and defecated Bae Sung into a toilet. (The sketch's final scene shows the feces swirling around and going down the drain.) However, he reappeared in season 12 in a parody of Medium , as a translator for a future murder victim who speaks Korean. Allison DuBois (Crista Flanagan) was unable to save the victim due to Bae Sung's poor translation. The coroner, also played by Bobby Lee—and also named Bae Sung—spoke perfect English. Bae Sung returned in Season 14 as a translator for a businessman (Keegan-Michael Key) in charge of the Super Bowl Halftime Show.
Coach Hines
Coach Sandoval "Sandy" Hines (Keegan-Michael Key) is a short-tempered, bald, energetic, gum-chewing high school gym teacher, who works at a Catholic school called St. Francis High.
Coach Hines easily becomes upset by inappropriate behavior from unseen students during school assemblies and threatens to kill and injure them. However, he is far more disruptive than the students.
Principal Lankenstein (Ike Barinholtz), Coach Hines' nemesis and the principal of St. Francis High, hates Coach Hines, because he always interrupts Lankenstein's speeches whenever he starts yelling at students, and they usually end up fighting at the end of some sketches.
Despite acting mean and tough, Coach Hines is actually a very nice, caring, and loving man.
Coach Hines' foils are Joseph Yamanashi (who credited himself as "Terry Yamanashi" in his own video, Coach Hines: Ready, Set, Die , in the series finale) (Bobby Lee), Jeffrey "Jeff" DeShazer (Ike Barinholtz), Thomas "Tommy" Hackenjos (Frank Caeti), LePrince (Jordan Peele), Caraco (Matt Braunger), Darnell (Eric Price), Morales (Johnny Sanchez).
Also, Coach Hines usually calls people "Chief."
Many sketches end with a nun defeating Coach Hines by punching him out.
In the series' finale, it was revealed that Coach Hines was actually an heir of the Heinz Ketchup family fortune, but he just decided to spell his name differently so he can pose as a high school coach and inspire the students to always do the right thing.
Coffee Twins
Two office workers (Crista Flanagan and Arden Myrin) are always cracking jokes in their work place. Typically, Arden's character tells a joke, and both laugh for literally hours on end. One example of this was when Crista's character said "What time is it?" and Arden's replied "Time to leave!" while it was 11:00 in the morning. When others do not laugh at the joke, Arden's character swears and breaks things, often leaving Crista's character to either follow her or stay behind. When Arden's character would sometimes tell the joke to her husband (Bobby Lee), he would say he doesn't get it and she'd usually explain it to him. They were first introduced when they both had the same coffee mug, hence the name "Coffee Twins".
Eddie Thundercloud
A Native American man (Keegan-Michael Key) living in today's society. He tries to counter all the racial stereotyping from other people, such as people making a war chant when he enters. He also made presidential commercials saying that his ways would bring peace to America, most of which involve doing drugs.
Eugene Struthers
Eugene Struthers (Keegan-Michael Key) is a water delivery man who accosts unsuspecting MADtv guests backstage. His catchphrase is "Ho' Nuva Levo" (Whole 'Nother Level).
Jorge
Jorge (Keegan-Michael Key) is a short-tempered Mexican immigrant, who works at a fast food restaurant. When disgusted by the meal choices and cooking procedures at the restaurant, Jorge will recite long, overly dramatic soliloquies about his Mexican heritage. Whenever the customers pronounce any Spanish word wrong or order an inauthentic menu item, Jorge assaults them, either verbally or physically (for example, when a customer orders "cinnatwists" from the menu, Jorge brandishes a knife from his boot and stabs the customer). Jorge's supervisor is a put-upon black woman suffering from herpes and a nicotine addiction named Loretta (Daniele Gaither) who yells, "Jorge!" (her catch phrase) whenever he assaults the customers. When Jorge is assaulting the customers and is caught by Loretta, he quickly gets back to the prep line and pretends to push the oven buttons, or pretends to mix. However, Loretta tells Jorge to stop doing the fake stuff, proving that Loretta is smarter than Jorge.
Jorge has long, black shining hair that he flips during his soliloquies.
Jovan Muskatelle
Jovan Muskatelle (Keegan-Michael Key) plays as an African-American with no shirt on and a shower cap on his head who usually appears in news bits done by other cast members. When asked what he saw, he describes in a very energetic way, often hopping around, talking fast, and yelling out his catch phrases "It was crazy as hell!" or "It was pandemonium 2004!". He often reappears to say more despite what the other actors may be doing.
James and Andra
Played by Josh Meyers (James) and Michael McDonald (Andra); a gay man and his best friend. While James is calm and easy-going, Andra is nervous,and is prone to nervous outbreaks while shouting obscenities (i.e. "OmiGod this is such bulls**t!!").
They have appeared in parodies of "Boy Meets Boy", "Scare Tactics" and "Hollywood Squares".
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